"You can look into it, or you can go on with...business as usual."

Howdy. Call me Martyn, Irma, Miss Andrist. 17 year old American female, friend to some, enemy to others. Cavewoman/hipster/superhero/feminazi. Steve Buscemi’s #1 fan. Radical feminist. Misanthrope. Treehugger. Clinically diagnosed with Crazy Bitch Disorder. Extrovert, ENTP-A, Aquarius, 8w7. Trained noticer. Obsessive compulsive. Spiritual agnostic. A chaotic mishmash of conflicting ideals and beliefs. Not quite schizophrenic, not quite sane.

Regardless, enjoy your stay here at my site, please keep hands and feet inside the vehicle, complimentary beverages & snacks will be provided. Enjoy the in-flight movie. (it's ALWAYS Crumb 1994).